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Look no further your fabulous, festive, feline Socks. socks are here! - Order yours today as they're not here to stay!
Black Cat Christmas Socks. Cotton Socks. Colour: Black, White, Red. Alchemy originally designed socks, 6 'Extraordinary' designs for you to choose from! Alchemy Socks make the perfect yet unique gift for that 'alt' loving someone in your life!
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MOON PHASES!
It's NOT a phase, mom...
MASCULINE FIT 7-12
MADE FROM 85% Cotton, 10% Polyester, 5% Spandex
CARE INSTRUCTIONS Machine wash, cold (30�C / 86�F). Do not bleach or iron. To reduce damage and if you're feeling very fancy, line dry. They will last longer if you keep them out of the tumble dryer. Eat well. Exercise. Have an amazing day.
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GAY!!!
Hell yeah! EVERYONE needs some gay socks!
MASCULINE FIT: Shoe Size 7-12
MADE FROM 50% Cotton, 22% Polyester, 22% Polyamide, 4% Elastic, 2% Spandex
CARE INSTRUCTIONS Machine wash, cold (30�C / 86�F). Do not bleach or iron. To reduce damage and if you're feeling very fancy, line dry. They will last longer if you keep them out of the tumble dryer. Eat well. Exercise. Have an amazing day.
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Masculine Fit: Shoe Size 7-12
MADE FROM 85% Cotton, 10% Polyester, 5% Spandex
CARE INSTRUCTIONS Machine wash, cold (30�C / 86�F). Do not bleach or iron. To reduce damage and if you're feeling very fancy, line dry. They will last longer if you keep them out of the tumble dryer. Eat well. Exercise. Have an amazing day.
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DANCING SKELETONS!
Masculine Fit: Shoe Size 7-12
MADE FROM 85% Cotton, 10% Polyester, 5% Spandex
CARE INSTRUCTIONS Machine wash, cold (30�C / 86�F). Do not bleach or iron. To reduce damage and if you're feeling very fancy, line dry. They will last longer if you keep them out of the tumble dryer. Eat well. Exercise. Have an amazing day.
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Socks for the slasher-lover! Chop-chop - they'll be gone in no time!
MASC SIZING 7-12
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If you prefer your bones on the outside, well, these socks are for you!
I, myself, find them quite... humerus.
MASC FIT: 8-13
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Halloween for your feet! Jack O'Lanterns with various creepy, cute, & silly faces.
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Evil Dracula Socks
Wow, a bit rude to assume Drac is evil.
You may have heard of reading socks, well, these are bleeding socks. That joke... sucks.
MASC FIT: 8-13
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Chiropractor Socks
Labelled Vertebrae, real nerdy stuff. Pretty dang cool.
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Witch Socks
Wickedly comfortable!
FEMME FIT: 5-9
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Cats and Wine... Could there be anything more refined? A Purrfect Vintage.
FEMME FIT: 5-9 MASC FIT: 8-13
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SPIDERS!
These spider socks will wrap your tootsies in a web of comfort!
FEMME FIT: 7-12
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Mummy Escaping Sarcophagus
MUMMIES ALIVE! The art on these puppies is deadly, or is it... UNDEADLY?!
MASC FIT: 8-13
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THE LOVERS.
- Official licenced Chucky product. - Soft, stretch cotton. - Statement Chucky graphic.
With KILLSTAR branding, 78% Cotton 17% Polyamide 3% Polyester 2% Elastane.
Machine wash cold (30�c) / Do not bleach / Do not tumble dry / Iron at low temperature / Do not dry clean. Imported.
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Opinions vary on what evil spirits actually look like, but gargoyles are meant to scare them away by out-grotesquing them. Some of them manage to be almost cute at the same time, like the famous gargoyle on these socks � he's normally lounging on the precipices of Notre Dame, but he's graciously taken a break to lend his protective abilities to your feet. Not only does he serve as an important example of spookiness not necessarily being malicious, he can also teach an enlightening life lesson that sometimes the best way to deal with negativity is to barf directly on it.
Crew Sock Specs:
Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves
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Next time you're forced to emerge from your lair, mix up some black magic with Infernal Alchemy socks. It's easier to feel you're in control of your reality while adorned with alchemical symbols, representing the elements as well as the philosophy of the alchemist. The outer calf features the Eye of Providence within a hexagram, surrounded by the dual ouroboros � a dragon and skeletal serpent eating each other's tails, signifying the cycle of death and rebirth that alchemists sought to escape from, just like we all want to escape the daily grind. The moral of the story is that when life gives you boring-ass elements like lead, turn it into gold. It's just like lemons and lemonade only not except they're both kind of yellow.
Crew Sock Specs:
Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves
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Some angels fall due to pride or rebellion. But Sockael, the patron angel of comfortable footwear, fell to Earth on purpose so as to better understand the needs of the masses who cried out for socks that don't suck. She weeps for your soles, all ye who have not yet donned FootClothes, and sheds tears of joy for those of you who have. Her determination limitless, her mission eternal, she prays for absolution and for mascara that doesn't run.
Crew Sock Specs:
Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves
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According to Dante's Inferno, the Sixth Circle of Hell is reserved for those who commit heresy � in this case, the rejection of political and religious norms. But it doesn't even take a second to think of dozens of those norms that NEED to be broken because all they do is make people miserable. Maybe if things didn't suck so bad, nobody would want to commit heresy in the first place, but did the authorities ever take that idea seriously? Nahh. These socks bear the image of a classic demon perching above a sea of ghostly skulls, ready to raise an army of heretics and wage all-out war on stagnant thinking, just like we waged a war on socks that had obnoxious toe seams. It needs to be done.
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EVIL SKELETON!
MASCULINE FIT 8-13
MADE FROM 50% Cotton, 22% Polyester, 22% Polyamide, 4% Elastic, 2% Spandex
CARE INSTRUCTIONS Machine wash, cold (30�C / 86�F). Do not bleach or iron. To reduce damage and if you're feeling very fancy, line dry. They will last longer if you keep them out of the tumble dryer. Eat well. Exercise. Have an amazing day.
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SKELLY FEETS!
MASCULINE FIT 8-13
MADE FROM 50% Cotton, 22% Polyester, 22% Polyamide, 4% Elastic, 2% Spandex
CARE INSTRUCTIONS Machine wash, cold (30�C / 86�F). Do not bleach or iron. To reduce damage and if you're feeling very fancy, line dry. They will last longer if you keep them out of the tumble dryer. Eat well. Exercise. Have an amazing day.
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Demonia CULT Socks! The Cult of Demonia demands you wear these socks in some kick-ass Demonia boots.
Crew Sock
Black as your soul with "CULT" printed in green graffiti all over each sock. "DEMONIA" Logo printed in white at the top of each sock. DH-20 Blk-Green Combed Cotton, Nylon & Spandex Item # (SKU): DH20/B-GRNCO
Masc. Fit One Size Fits Most (~7-12)
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